saikocye

paulsrockinpagoda:

presidentobarna:

leaf-jelly:

131-di:

illogicalhumanoid:

brickiestsurgeon:

131-di:

the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument

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talk dirty to me

Have ya’ll seen the double contrabass flute before???

reblogging my own post because what in the fuck

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i give you the contrabass tuba. Why is it real. I dont know.

Know what’s even better?

HYPERBASS FLUTE

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my counter:

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piccolo trombone 

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briangefrich:

chongoblog:

breebird33:

peterosehaircut:

Weird Al’s polka medleys are always the bomb, man.

  1. "Wrecking Ball" by Miley Cyrus
  2. "Pumped Up Kicks" by Foster the People
  3. "Best Song Ever" by One Direction
  4. "Gangnam Style" by Psy
  5. "Call Me Maybe" by Carly Rae Jepsen
  6. "Scream & Shout" by will.i.am feat. Britney Spears
  7. "Somebody That I Used To Know" by Gotye feat. Kimbra
  8. "Timber" by Pitbull feat. Kesha
  9. "Sexy and I Know It" by LMFAO
  10. "Thrift Shop" by Macklemore & Ryan Lewis feat. Wanz
  11. "Get Lucky" by Daft Punk feat. Pharrell

And yet he isn’t related to Frankie Yankovic

OH MY GOD A NEW ONE

I grew up with Weird Al mashups, and I am so happy about this.

mishasbreast-implants

not-quite-snow-white:

Psst.

Also: 

  • Some asexuals have actually had sex/are sexually active, generally because they do it to please their partner. Some even enjoy it!
  • Some asexuals masturbate regularly.
  • Some asexuals watch porn.
  • Some asexuals love smutty fanfics and stuff. 

That does not make them any less of an asexual. Asexuals do not feel sexual attraction, it does not mean that they burst into flame at the mere mention of anything sexual. Seriously.